The Right Arm Shall Remain Attached to my Body!

So after about a dozen friends offered to actually drive me to the ER to look after the wounds I suffered in Egypt (because I'm an idiot and a klutz), and my overall reluctance to do so, I finally drove myself to the ER this morning, where I got a clean bill of health. Turns out I had severe internal bleeding, and a cyst formed over one of the bruises, but relatively speaking, I'm in good shape. But at least I know nothing foreign is buried in my arm that could lead to sepsis and ummm, possible amputation.